I think I have a completely different definition of what "weird" is based on something the internet just declared. What they categorize as the weirdest food in Illinois to me is actually spectacularly awesome and I have plenty of other adjectives that would apply, too.
I've heard it said that no one likes a bragger. However, I've also heard it said that it isn't bragging if you can actually do it. With that in mind, I'm not meaning to brag, but sliced bread really was invented in Missouri and I can prove it.