Watch: Missouri Trooper Tosses Huge Hay Bale With Ease

Tell me you're a super hero without saying you're a super hero. A Missouri trooper accomplished this feat as a dashcam captured him tossing a huge hay bale like it was nothing.

This was the scene from a Missouri State Highway Patrol dashcam on October 22, 2025

I just saw this wild dashcam video shared by Fox 2 in St. Louis from Missouri State Highway Patrol Troop F. The unnamed trooper came across a massive hay bale blocking the roadway and did what any other super hero would do. He casually tossed it off the road without even breaking a sweat.

How heavy is a hay bale anyway?

The University of Missouri Extension Service says that hay bales like the one tossed by the state trooper can weigh between 500 and 2,000 pounds. There is a real science behind why they estimate the weight of hay bales. See if you can figure out this calculus nightmare. Excuse me while I look for the calculator app on my phone.

I have no idea what the real weight was of the hay bale moved by this Missouri State Trooper. All I can add is that I've done this a few times on my grandma's Missouri farm years ago and it's awkward and not as easy as he makes it look. Job well done by one of Missouri's finest.