![Who’s That Lady Standing at 24th and Spruce?](http://townsquare.media/site/462/files/2016/06/kia2.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Who’s That Lady Standing at 24th and Spruce?
Move over Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubeman! There’s a new used car pitchman (err…pitchwoman) in town! Everybody, meet LaKia Carlotta.
Sup, girl. Wanna go for a test drive?
I saw this polo-clad blonde bombshell while driving down 24th and I was smitten. There was a connection. Dare I say, there were sparks.
My God, just look at her!
Nothing? Okay try playing this first...
NOW look at her...
There you go. See what I mean?
Constantly approached by passersby requesting selfies, apparently Miss Carlotta (do you get it yet?) has become quite the Q-Town celebrity.
A Facebook contest to name the statuesque saleswoman recently brought in hundreds of suggestions including the punderful “Anita Newride” and “Carmen Sellectra” as well as a few terrible choices like “Dave”. Really?
So if you’re ever in the area, stop by and say hi. Take a selfie. Maybe buy her a drink. See where things go from there.
You know what? Forget it.
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