7 Unusual Things You Can Never Return to a Missouri Target Store

I will admit that I've had buyer's remorse more than I probably should. If you're like me, you should know that there are several items you can never return (successfully) to a Missouri Target store no matter how hard you try. Some are expected and others are unusual.

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When it comes to what you can and can't return to a Missouri Target store, I went right to the source: the Target corporate returns policy. I used to think that you could negotiate with the local Target customer service folks with excuses like "that Speed Racer t-shirt that I impulsively bought clashes with the color of my pet rabbit". Spoiler Alert - that does not work. 

Here are the items you can never return to Target according to them:

Bought a pack of Pokémon cards and now regret it? Too bad. You're stuck with Pikachu.

Barbie just amazingly got Oscar nominations. Perhaps all that success has gone to her plastic head as she's not returnable to Target. Sorry not sorry, Ken.

Have buyer's remorse after picking up that Hot Wheel collectible? You better head to Ebay then because it's not returnable to Target.

Sorry G.I. Joe and Transformers. Buy them and you keep them. No other options.

There is nothing mature I can say or add to this, so just go talk to Target if you have...these things.

Target says "Specialty gift cards, pre-paid gift cards and Target Gift Cards cannot be returned or redeemed for cash or credit except where required by law".

If you plan to try and return the Starbucks coffee you bought in a Missouri Target store, please call me because I'd like to come and watch that customer service conversation happen.