7 Strangest Things You Can Get at a Missouri Walmart

My dad used to work as a door greeter at the Hannibal, Missouri Walmart, so I consider myself something of an expert of the trillions of strange things you can get there. Limiting it to just the strangest 7 is difficult.

I will say that this is a bit of a subjective list. What is weird to one person might not even tick the "strange" box for another. However, I would argue that these are 7 that almost any sane person could classify as odd and you can get all of them in Missouri Walmart stores.

Several of these are obvious Missouri gift ideas. I have several friends who would jump at the chance to give the fake spider climbing out of a box as a gag gift - guaranteed. I'm also just waiting until someone buys the big fake human feet slippers then wears them to a Missouri Walmart shopping. You just know that's gonna happen sooner or later. I'm not sure how the "circumcision in a California bowling alley" t-shirt made it to a Missouri store, but sometimes it's best to not ask hard questions. I'm also shocked that I don't already have the Richard Simmons Chia Pet. It's the gift that keeps on giving.