Tonight’s Mega Millions Jackpot Approaching $600 Million
Tonight's Mega Millions Lottery jackpot is approaching $600 Million. Do you have your ticket yet? If not, what are you waiting for? $600 million can buy you a lot of things, just in time for Christmas. I cannot even imagine having that kind of money in my bank account. And I guess if I win, all of my cousins that I don't even know of will be knocking on my door introducing themselves.
What a life. Well, at least there is the opportunity to win the money and the happy thoughts that come with the possibility.
Oh, yeah, thanks CNN. They reported that a person has a better chance of being hit and killed by an asteroid than winning tonight's jackpot. Thanks for putting a real damper on my happy thoughts.