Missouri Man Kicks In Store Window—All for Beef Jerky

How much do you love beef jerky? I will take a wild guess that it's not as much as one Missouri man who allegedly craved the snack so seriously that he kicked in a store window for that reason only.

The Smoking Gun shared the story of what a man allegedly just did in St. Charles, Missouri

Shared under the hilarious headline "Beef Jerky Bandit is Bagged By Police", it tells the tale of a 33-year-old Missouri man who's name I will not include, but the Smoking Gun has the full details. I'm not into beef jerky shaming here. The report says that he allegedly kicked in the front glass of the store and later told police that it was voices in his head that told him to do it. His motive for entry was allegedly to just use the bathroom, but the police report says he nabbed beef jerky for himself and also a cold bottle of sweat tea.

This story gets even more interesting as he reportedly told police that he walked 40 miles from Illinois to obtain the beef jerky and sweat tea from the St. Charles, Missouri Circle K store. Kind of like a beef jerky vision quest. The man was charged with felony burglary, misdemeanor property damage and stealing items less than $150. The authorities say that he's been ordered to stay away from Circle K and get some mental health help if he makes bail.