What If Christmas Vacation Characters were Places in Missouri?

I am not alone in my tradition of watching the movie Christmas Vacation during the holidays. Have you ever wondered what would happen if characters in that classic movie were places in Missouri? I have and I'm curious if you agree with my conclusions.

Christmas Vacation first hit theaters in 1989. Clark Griswold, Cousin Eddie and the rest of the cast are now holiday movie legends. Many of them also remind me of Missouri places. See if you agree with what cities and towns each would be.

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here." —Clark Griswold