Universal Orlando finally has something Walt Disney World won’t be able to touch: A farting Troll.

This is not a typo. This is not a joke. This is real. Per the tweet below — which contains the must-see footage — Universal Orlando has added to its roster of costumed characters a member of the popular film TrollsMr. Guy Diamond is a silvery, naked Troll who can fart actual glitter out of his butt.

It’s fun for the whole family! Take a look:

My goodness. Universal’s scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. The laws of nature have been subverted so thoroughly the world will never be the same again.

For important context from the original source material:

According to Attractions Magazine, who posted the original clip, you can find Mr. Glitter Farts (excuse me, “Guy Diamond”) in Woody Woodpecker’s KidZone at Universal Studios Florida, where he is currently hanging out on Saturdays and Sundays. (Presumably he spends the rest of the week eating art supplies to prepare for his big weekends out.)

Disney has come up with some impressive costumed characters in recent years, including a Mickey Mouse that can blink and talk and interact with guests. That’s all well and good, but you know what he can’t do? That’s right; he can’t fart glitter out of his butt. Score one for Universal.

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