You probably know by now that Missouri is in for a major winter storm because you've heard the warnings from the National Weather Service, but the real sign of doom is the arrival of Jim Cantore. The Weather Channel's storm nerd has now arrived in Kansas City.
It is time to call your congressman and ask for an investigation into Punxsutawney Phil. How can a ground hog see his shadow in cloudy conditions? Six more weeks of Winter? I say "Bunk." It is time for a congressional hearing. This is a conspiracy.