boats

If you are a boat owner, I have some of the worst news you'd ever want to hear especially just prior to Memorial Day Weekend. The Missouri Highway Patrol says boat thefts are alarmingly on the rise.

Are you in need of a boat? If so, I have found a resource for you. It's quite literally tons and tons of Quincy, Hannibal and Palmyra boats that I've found available on Facebook Marketplace.

Ever wanted to sleep in a building that resembles Noah's Ark? You can and it's an easy day trip from pretty much anywhere in Missouri or Illinois.

It was predicted, but it never happened. Futurists decades ago said we'd have hovercraft for our waterways (e.g.- Mississippi River). Where the heck are they? I found the answer, but am still not satisfied.

The driver asks "Why is it up there?". I have no answer to that question. All I know is that this redneck genius refuses to allow anything to stop him from going fishing based on a brand new video share.

If you want to find true redneck vehicular genius, look no further than Illinois. Don't believe me? I present for your approval a genius here in the Land of Lincoln who turned his farm truck into a true super-fast racing boat.

In Illinois, there is a boat version of Scott's Law.

I miss it. I want to be on the nice warm water. The Misssissippi, Mark Twain Lake, The Ozarks...any one of those locations.