Yes, Missouri Police Really Did Capture a Monkey in a Pink Tutu

Sometimes when you read aloud the things that happen every day in Missouri, it sounds like you're making up a bedtime story. In this case, it's very real. Yes, Missouri police really did capture a monkey wearing a pink tutu and I did not exaggerate any part of that statement.

It's hard to describe what the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office shared on Facebook. Simply look.

I would really love to know what this Missouri deputy is saying to the monkey.

If you're interested in the part of Missouri this happened in, here's the general spider monkey in a pink tutu incident vacinity.

What can I possibly add to this story other than police didn't really treat seeing a spider monkey loose wearing a pink tutu as an unusual occurrence. Why? Because this is Missouri where spider monkeys in pink tutus happen all the time.