Naughty Missouri Man Accused of Stealing $1,500 of Adult ‘Toys’

If I could somehow represent the image of a face palm in words, I would do that here. That's the only way to describe the emotions of sharing the story of a Missouri man who is accused of stealing $1,500 worth of adult 'toys' from a Berkeley, Missouri 'store' and then trying to sell them on social media.

I'll warn you now that you're going to see a lot of 'quotes' around words that represent the real words that I'm too embarrassed to share here. I saw this shared by The Smoking Gun which tells the tale of a Missouri man who I shall not name. He allegedly went to this 'establishment' in Berkeley, Missouri.

According to a police report shared by The Smoking Gun by Berkeley, Missouri police, the 34 year-old Missouri man grabbed a handful of adult 'things' and put them in a white trash bag and fled the store.

The story goes on to say that the man was not hard to track down since he had a very distinctive "314" tattoo emblazoned on his neck. Police allegedly found the stolen 'toys' which he had conveniently listed on Facebook Marketplace for sale which also made him (allegedly) a dead ringer for the adult 'toy' thief.

The value of the recovered adult 'toys' is estimated to be more than $1,500. No word on when this Missouri man will appear in court to face these scandalous adult 'toy' allegations.